Daniel Llewellyn @diddledan@ubuntu.social

Is the porno version of K-19 the Widowmaker called K-19 the Window Cleaner? Where the cleaner pops inside to do something unspeakable with their squeegee...

RT @mjg59@twitter.com

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's got no idea who's naughty or nice
Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1202785718147244032

RT @OptimistPanda@twitter.com

A worker at the Genius Bar spotted Xcode in my dock and said "ah, ok, I assume you already did the basic troubleshooting then. Let's skip to the higher level stuff."

A) I wanted to share this possible cheat code
B) I want to figure out the equivalent to this for everything ever

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OptimistPanda/status/1200847250584416262

RT @joProducerrr@twitter.com

My heart!!!!! E.T. Returns to Earth 37 Years Later to See Henry Thomas' Elliott in New Ad https://people.com/movies/et-reunion-henry-thomas-elliott-new-ad/?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article&utm_term=7475049

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/joProducerrr/status/1200573647217233923

she looks so content :-)

RT @JenMsft@twitter.com

I feel like sharing some love - retweet this happy kitty to enter a chance for a 1yr #O365 Home subscription. 48hrs from now I'll randomly select a winner 😊

(https://products.office.com/en-us/office-365-home)

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JenMsft/status/1200833886646759424

RT @JamesMelville@twitter.com

I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport than a blue coloured UK-only passport. I’d rather be an outward-looking internationalist than an inward-looking isolationist. Please retweet if you agree.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1200367309262663680

RT @ubuntu@twitter.com

Black Friday Special Offer! 🤑 Exclusive **Free** Download of the #Ubuntu Desktop & Server operating system! 😘 Share it with your colleagues, family, friends and pets! 😺
http://bit.ly/2OATi4d

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ubuntu/status/1200448160096825347

I kinda want one of these HDMI KVM switcheroos to combine with Kernel-based Virual Machine (KVM) VMs doing PCI-passthrough of separate graphics devices all on one PC: https://amzn.to/2OuTy4D

Logitech C920 Webcam is cheap today! https://amzn.to/2qNh3gp I paid at least double that, maybe three times as much when I bought mine! :-o

RT @mutablejoe@twitter.com

when you are moving a piece in a board game you must *tap each square with the piece* no fancy teleporting straight there

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1200141053388623873

RT @nowthisnews@twitter.com

‘If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads’ — Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1198001458773450752

RT @JackSamStrange@twitter.com

So, ‘Greta Thunberg’ is in a photo from 120 years ago, and it’s my new favourite conspiracy. Greta’s a time traveller, from the future, and she’s here to save us.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JackSamStrange/status/1196514905320501248

RT @shanselman@twitter.com

Lovely! An online open source RESTful API request builder written by @liyasthomas@twitter.com ! This is great stuff https://postwoman.io/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1196674496033247234

RT @SwiftOnSecurity@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1196830435977904130

RT @ahl@twitter.com

I was wrong. The Touch Bar isn’t useless https://twitter.com/gracecondition/status/1196280265821151232

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ahl/status/1196813604617510913

RT @noopkat@twitter.com

no tweet describes me more accurately than this https://twitter.com/c_stless/status/1195038079406526464

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/noopkat/status/1196259047592189952

Considering that Apple were being reported before their launch of Apple TV+ to have been taking a heavy hand to their directors to ensure tone I was somewhat surprised (in a good way, because it shows that the stories were false) that they allowed the "prayer" scenes in See...

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RT @WithinRafael@twitter.com

@onovotny@twitter.com @richturn_ms@twitter.com Wsl* API quality is poor, but here's my quick hack. Can rename the exe to anything (e.g. gpg, vim, etc.) and it'll pass that through to Wsl. Now I need to spend like 17 days debugging quirks with git, wsl, and tty :C

Will throw it on GitHub when I sort that out.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WithinRafael/status/1191214239567859712

Did you know 💡 that you can run #Linux 🐧 #Snap packages 📦 in #WSL2 on #Windows? I've done a lot of hard work 👷‍♀️ enabling support. I've been documenting ✍ on the #Snapcraft Forum at https://forum.snapcraft.io/t/snapd-on-wsl2-insiders-only-for-now/13033 I want to make this easier via a click-n-go system 🔜 #insiders